Monday, February 28, 2011

The boring ones!!

Monalogues.....The best taken from each group!!

Things that make me uncomfortable

100 Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
  1. Fat Girls
  2. Stinky girls
  3. nasty food
  4. bad smells
  5. nasty teeth
  6. smelly people
  7. nasty houses
  8. bad attitudes
  9. smoke
  10. gangs
  11. dirty cars
  12. dirty animals
  13. people that pick they nose in public
  14. PDA
  15. annoying girls
  16. Annoying girl friends
  17. clowns
  18. stupid movies
  19. scary movies
  20. confrontations
  21. fights
  22. car wrecks
  23. driving fast in a car
  24.  people that text while driving
  25. feeling of not being wanted
  26. bad dressing girls
  27. art of mine not coming out right
  28. family that don't act like it
  29. death
  30. mentioning of my mom
  31. gay people
  32. sleepovers
  33. sex
  34. sitting in a tub
  35. cold showers
  36. my outer appearance if i let my self go
  37. my roomate
  38. idiots
  39. racists people
  40. styrofoam
  41. ugly clothes
  42. failing
  43. porn
  44. hairy jackets
  45. cold weather
  46. walking long distances
  47. asking for rides
  48. bad food
  49. stupid teachers
  50. WASH
  51. girls that let themselves go
  52. girls with no respect for themselves
  53. WASH
  54. WASh
  55. did I say WASh
  56. New people
  57. Beautiful women
  58. Fake friends
  59. tests
  60. big tests
  61. turning in stuff
  62. people look on my character
  63. bad haircuts
  64. dirty hair
  65. hairy areas
  66. girls that don't shave
  67. girls that have bumps from shaving
  68. girls with bad breath
  69. bad breath
  70. nasty teeth 
  71. smell of turtles
  72. Facebook
  73. twitter
  74. my siblings
  75. talking on the phone
  76.  phone sex
  77. sex just because 
  78. yelling preachers
  79. podcasts
  80. bad music
  81. disrespect
  82. not having sleep
  83. bad cartoons
  84. nasty food
  85. sitting in-between people i don't know
  86. cute girls bad attitudes
  87. nick at nite
  88. crunchy sounds
  89. screeches
  90. girls yelling
  91.  girls that moan stupid
  92. bad art
  93. abstract art
  94. idk
  95. nasty tubs
  96. shaky things
  97. weird people
  98. you in my space
  99. stupidness
  100. dumbness




Friday, February 25, 2011

Lists of personal experiences chronological order

Grandma whipping me with ruler, fell down stairs on my tricycle, got in a fight with guy,started drawing,  stoned a cat, caught a turtle, raped by my cousin, mom died, moved to houston, first time playing football, went to highschool, learned animation, lost virginity, got accepted to college, started Wash :).

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Modular Madness!!!!!

Time to put some styrofoam in your life, yes I said it and I said it with authority! This took me forever and a day, it wasn't easy, it broke 24/7 and i came out with this. I really worked hard on this thou if given more money would had did more, but I did what I could.









P.S- If you used a thousand or more in your project you are a thousandnair!!

Monday, February 21, 2011

Human Comps

Now before you gaze this, I repeat I will never tell if I am naked or not so don't ask, unless you give the grades lol!











This is how we critiqued ourselves:
Selection/Revision: This part was weird because our ideas didn't come together at first, we bumped heads a lot on pretty much everything, so yea it was really my first time doing a group project with nothing but girls.
Theme/Human Element: Our theme was streaking lol. With umbrellas, and we had our wonderful photographer Katy. 
Craftsmanship: For craft I feel we could have did better, I mean the photos were amazing, but if we weren't in such a hurry to finish I think that these could have been more better placed then they were just a thought.Also we were in need of a few people so you know things never go your way.
SHOUTOUT TO TABLE SEVEN AND ALL MY TALENTED CLASSMATES!!!!

My short story "Stay in line!"


       At a young age I always seem to break a lot of rules purposely. I don’t know why I just stayed rebellious, I lied a lot, anything that was contrary to what my parents wanted I rebelled. So they just started letting me bang my head, and make my own mistakes, eventually I came around. It was one particular incident thou where I really just should have stayed in line. I was just in class in the teacher was rambling about nothing at all so I got bored. After lots and lots of thinking, I decided to just throw a skittle at him, he pissed me off it was a given. The teacher of course reacted like a female, just started tripping, so he wrote me up, stupid teacher -______-. Anyways he sent the referral home, but intercepted it which was a good idea by me. I thought all the drama was over but it wasn’t because the man called my house, so I tried to fake my dad voice, which really didn’t work all that well cause my sister snitched on me which wasn’t cool at all. I ended up getting beat like I stole something, but hey you know I learned a lesson My dad ended up making me stand on the corner with a sign that said will work for food, which wasn’t fun at all. Anyways the lesson learned was to stay in my place, as a student and as a child. I shouldn’t have tried to act like my dad, and then I shouldn’t have threw the skittle. So I didn’t get in trouble for a while after that, which was pretty great.

Also I chose this picture because the black line in the middle is staying in line!

Lines Mannnnnnnn!!!





Monday, February 14, 2011

Art Povera

Its this collage with clothes basically, but its so ironic, because you have this naked manikin, with all these clothes around. Its humor actually lol. This is probably one of my favorites to be honest.

Process Art

This picture is called Chuck close, and its freaking awesome. I mean its like I have those glasses for one, but the guy looks like Jesus to me, and it appears like this hippy trailer park Jesus is smoking Ganja,"Weed". I don't smoke i just know what it look like.

Post Minimalism

This was made by Ranjani Shettar. I really like this because of the way it just sits in the corner so low, it almost looks as if someone splatted paint all over it.

Minimalism

My artist work is actually a computer, who's programmed to just make beautiful artwork his name is Vangobot. I like this a lot because its not really typical art, it was actually made by a robot lol.

Cardboard Work



These are the cardboard shadow boxes, and accordion books. The orange one was made by my homeboy Kevin.

American Cardboard Idol


After weeks of working on  cardboard , these are the finished products, well some of my favorites!Umbrella Work by Katy Kana, the other one not to sure :/

Pictures of Negative Space.





These are the pictures I chose to represent negative space.

Monday, February 7, 2011